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A top-down neon combat arena crowded with enemies, prizes and explosions
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WAVE04 / ∞
free toaster!
probably fatal!

the home entertainment apocalypse

waste your time.
waste your life.

Original games. Questionable cartoons. Unnecessary reading. Zero respect for your calendar.

enter the arena↓

tonight's programming

choose your disaster

11 LIVE CABINETS
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First-person cyber dungeon corridor with a sword, chroma key, oracle head, and armored boss
three floors online the labyrinth first-person cyber dungeon · chroma keys · oracle secrets · three end bosses play now ↗ 02
A giant hungry baby faces food launched across a neon arena
volume dangerous feed the baby the baby wants food · the baby will not say which food · the baby is loud play now ↗ 03
A brutal neon game-show wheel beside a hostile host and glowing pain meter
odds manipulated wheel of torture 4 rounds of televised abuse · build streaks · watch the pain meter play now ↗ 04
Skinny Bob trapped in a middle airplane seat between two enormous passengers while fists, food and gas invade
boarding forever airplane invaders pong, but disgusting · smash arms, farts and food parts · save skinny bob play now ↗ 05
An expanding neon fighter battles hostile ships, collects upgrade parts and faces a giant sector boss
three bosses detected master blaster fight attacking ships · expand the main cannons · stack one bright special · grow the frame · clear all three levels launch now ↗ 06
A neon top-down television arena filled with hostile robots, bullets, prizes and a giant ratings monster
ratings irresponsibly high kill dome twin-stick studio carnage · clear rooms · choose suspicious doors · win appliances · defeat the ratings monster go live ↗ 07
A hi-vis Irish electrician leaps through a neon electrical kingdom filled with socket gremlins, copper coins and live wires
national grid hilariously unstable shamrock shock eight electrical kingdoms · stomp socket gremlins · collect copper · restore the grid · defeat lord blackout clock in ↗ 08
A transparent voxel chamber with colored falling cubes and simultaneous front, side and top views
geometry refusing to stay flat stack bricks dual-stick spatial controls · four live camera angles · rotate bricks through three axes · clear complete 5×5 voxel layers open chamber ↗ 09
Nudge Racer: two chrome hovercars slam together on a neon causeway beneath a striped pink sun and futuristic skyline
contact aggressively encouraged nudge racer future 80s hover racing · three laps · seven hostile vehicles · pass politely or weaponize bad lane discipline enter traffic ↗ 10
Armored demolition cars collide inside the neon Wreck-it League arena amid rockets, mines, sparks and debris
collisions pre-approved wreck-it league pick a driver · arm the chrome causeway · eight vehicles enter · homing grudges, pothole mines and one big recall · last car standing enter the league ↗ 11
A low-poly armored jet ski crests a teal ocean swell past spiked drum buoys, junk atolls and a sick orange sun on the drowned world
sea level: yes wave warriors 64-bit wave racer · three laps of the drowned world · thread the drum gates · burn jerry-can nitro · crack crates for harpoons, mines and worse · beat three raiders to the jar of alleged dirt ride out ↗

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